by: mumu

1.

早九点半 撒咪咪毛 电影明星般从囧木面前经过

非常绅士的伸手say hi瞬间空气被冻结

囧木被shining得不能自已

chucky见状在后面幽幽道：对这样的已婚男人要hold住要hold住！

2.

万圣节早上 见到装扮一新的cubic 和打扮极其专业的老板们

囧木慌了：怎么办怎么办我什么都没准备怎么办怎么办拿神马去吓人呢

chucky：吓人的事情还是交给男生来做吧

囧木：为什么 女生呢 要矜持 是么

chucky：是的

囧木: 可是 可是 我的字典里没有这个词哎

chucky：。。。

3.

晚加班 安置啦 临走过来道别：ruixin，这么晚了回去路上小心!

chucky：对 碰到萌小正太要hold住

囧木做深情状：放心 我心中只有撒咪咪毛！

chucky 大笑然后一脸严肃：这个一点都不冷~真的太好笑了

4.

LY指着蜷缩在本本前的chucky说：你窝在那里感觉好挤呀

chucky无辜状：我就喜欢这样小小的感觉！

囧木：。。。

5.

某日chucky要赶火车回家却十分敬业的一直在干活

囧木：还不走？再不走就赶不上车啦！

chucky：我就喜欢这样极限的感觉！

然后就传来一阵慌乱只见chucky抓起包飞奔而去

AI-generated translation.

1.

At 9:30 in the morning, Samimimao walked past awkward Mumu like a movie star.

He stretched out his hand like a total gentleman and said hi, and the air instantly froze.

Awkward Mumu was so dazzled she completely lost control of herself.

Seeing this, chucky said faintly from behind: You need to hold it together around married men like this, hold it together!

2.

On Halloween morning, seeing the newly decorated cubicles and the bosses dressed up with extreme professionalism,

awkward Mumu panicked: What do I do, what do I do, I didn’t prepare anything, what do I do, what can I use to scare people?

chucky: Scaring people should still be left to the boys.

Awkward Mumu: Why? Girls are supposed to be reserved, is that it?

chucky: Yes.

Awkward Mumu: But, but… that word does not exist in my dictionary.

chucky: …

3.

Working late. An Zhi was leaving and came over to say goodbye: Ruixin, it’s so late, be careful on your way home!

chucky: Right. If you run into a cute little boy, hold it together.

Awkward Mumu struck a dramatic pose: Don’t worry. My heart belongs only to Samimimao!

Chucky burst out laughing and then said with a straight face: This is not corny at all~ it is seriously too funny.

4.

LY pointed at chucky, who was all curled up in front of his laptop, and said: You look so cramped sitting there.

chucky, with an innocent face: I just like this tiny cozy feeling!

Awkward Mumu: …

5.

One day chucky had to catch a train home, but was still working away with admirable dedication.

Awkward Mumu: Aren’t you leaving yet? If you don’t go now, you’ll miss your train!

chucky: I just like this feeling of living on the edge!

Then chaos erupted, and all we saw was chucky grabbing his bag and sprinting away.