by: mumu

入职至今 囧木一如既往保持囧囧不断：

  1. 入职第一天，也学人家立起一个显示器，然后狂按显示器下方各个钮试图将图像旋转90度，未果，一中年外国男子过来拿鼠标点了几下，搞定…囧木紧接着找不到网线口，中年男子说在left corner，囧木遍历了left corner半天也没见一个可以插的洞…然后终于中年男子实在看不下去…蹲下身把地毯掀起来露出一个小铁盖子再掀开就看到了可爱的网线口…后来才知道那是我老板…只是来跟我打个招呼…囧

  2. 某日早上去接水，某foreigner迎面过来”hi ruixin” 我说”hi…” 然后就开始琢磨他名字咋念 过于专注而没听到他的”how r u doing” 等我反应过来要说个”fine thx and u”的时候 他已经消失在走廊尽头了…然后背后就冒出来某师兄欢乐地笑声…我囧囧的想我一点也不fine不说也就算了…

  3. 某一周天天早上开会，连续早起对囧木是巨大的挑战，终于在一个8点有会的早上爆发，睁开眼已是8点10分，然后匆忙开机，发现网络坏掉了，于是检查网线，重启电脑，重启交换机…等我折腾半天连到会上，大家都快说完了…然后到公司见到老板说 “对不起我起晚了所以早上的会迟到了”…他反应半天才明白我说的是啥（我的可怜的口语啊啊啊啊啊啊）然后说 “没关系我拿手机开的 我也不知道谁在谁不在”…

  4. 本本一插投影仪就重启，联系IT，在得知我的本本还有一个礼拜就要过保时他们二话不说“那就赶紧换个主板吧！”当我颠颠儿的捧回新主板的本本却发现连不上无线网，于是继续打电话找IT，在被远程查看各种权限各种证书各种设置都没有问题之后，他们决定求助客服，当我捧着本本去见客服的路上发现本本无线网络的开关被关掉了…拨一下 一切正常…于是我就HLL的回来了…撤销各种IT请求…

AI-generated translation.

Ever since I joined the company, awkward Mumu has kept producing awkward moments nonstop:

  1. On my first day, I copied other people and stood up a monitor vertically, then frantically pressed every button under it trying to rotate the image ninety degrees. No luck. A middle-aged foreign man came over, clicked a few times with the mouse, and fixed it… Then I could not find the network port. The middle-aged man said it was in the left corner. I searched the left corner forever and still could not find any hole to plug into… Finally he could not stand it anymore, crouched down, lifted the carpet, revealed a little metal cover, opened it, and there was the lovely network port… Only later did I learn that he was my boss… He had only come by to say hello… how awkward.

  2. One morning I went to get water, and a foreigner came toward me saying, “hi ruixin.” I said, “hi…” and then immediately started wondering how to pronounce his name. I was concentrating so hard that I completely missed his “how r u doing.” By the time I realized I should say “fine thx and u,” he had already disappeared at the end of the hallway… Then I heard a senior colleague laughing happily behind me… I thought awkwardly to myself that I was not fine at all anyway, so maybe it was just as well I did not say it…

  3. One week we had meetings every morning. Getting up early for several days in a row was a huge challenge for awkward Mumu. Finally disaster struck on a morning with an 8 a.m. meeting. I opened my eyes and it was already 8:10. I rushed to turn on my computer, only to discover the network was broken, so I checked the cable, restarted the computer, restarted the switch… By the time I finally made it into the meeting, everyone was almost done talking… Then when I got to the office, I said to my boss, “Sorry, I overslept so I was late for the morning meeting…” He took a while to understand what I had said (my pitiful spoken English ahhhhh), and then replied, “It’s okay, I joined on my phone. I didn’t even know who was there and who wasn’t…”

  4. Every time I connected my laptop to the projector, it rebooted. I contacted IT. When they learned the laptop’s warranty would expire in one week, they immediately said, “Then let’s hurry and replace the motherboard!” I happily carried my laptop with its new motherboard back, only to discover that it could no longer connect to Wi-Fi. So I kept calling IT. After they remotely checked every permission, certificate, and setting and found nothing wrong, they decided to ask customer support for help. But on the way to see support with my laptop in my hands, I suddenly discovered that the wireless switch had been turned off… One flip, and everything worked normally… So I came back in grand embarrassment… and canceled all the IT requests…